Thursday, November 12, 2009

"its like a low rent Maury Povich!"



Hey Brown Hearted ones!!

If you said the words "I have never watched Maury Povich" we would immediately have to hook you up to a lie detecter... 'Ricky Lake/ Jeremy Kyle' style and expose your lying tongue.  Though we are now cured of this unhealthy waste of time, we still have the memories of the shows format etched into our browns.. I mean brains..lol. 

Anyhow, in the tradition of the  'Maury show' we seem to have hit a paternity disagreement. Okay, its rare that we disagree (yeah right..lol) but we are really divided on an issue at hand. An issue so serious and of such significance to the general flow of the worlds existence that we thought it best that we put it to the MYBHers to resolve it (gotta love the drama..lol).

Anni: You may wonder what this issue is... well, its more of a question.... a question I continually ask B.. to which she replies... "its just you!!"
Judge for yourselves anyhow, heres the question:  
"Is it just me, or is Brody Jenner a lost 'Caan' offspring?"
 
When I say 'Caan' I am refering to the 'King of Caan's' that is James Caan. The Hollywood actor famed for playing the role of Sonny Corleone in the Godfather part 1 (girls, if your not a film buff just ask your boyfriend... but beware of impressions..lol).

Exhibit A:

Our best mate James Caan (known as 'Jimmy' to me).


Exhibit B: 


Your best 'bro-friend' or 'bromance'.... Brody Jenner.

Anni: To me its soo painstaikingly obvious I want to buy a ticket and fly to L.A to bring back Jimmy Caan and push him in B's face...lol. They have really similar eyes, face shapes and jaws. 

B: Oh my days, they look nothing alike. Their eyes are completely different. James Caans eyes are a different shape as they go down at the sides like a puppy. Not too mention the fact that they are closer together. In my opinion.... of course.

Anni : Whatever B! If you were filming a new biopic, let's call it,  'The Jimmy Caan Story". Just picture it, your sat there with your casting agent and Brody walked into your casting  office/ audition. You would totally see a resemblance straight away and cast him immediately.

B: Or maybe (and I'm going out on a limb here) I'd just cast Scott Caan ...his actual son, who bears a distinct resemblance.

Anni: I think we better agree to disagree (... that I'm right ...lol).

I suppose it falls to you MYBHers out there to break the stalemate.... your country needs you (loao). Feel free to comment (and prove B wrong, mwahahahaha) ... or just as easily prove Anni wrong!!


Until next time... love, peace and chicken grease
=) 

(Obviously we mean no intentional offence to the Jenner, Kardashian or Caan family and subsequently any other person who may take direct or indirect offence to this blog ...as we really like all those mentioned. Its just a bit of silly banter ).

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